LinuxMusicians

Bank manager:
What's 2 + 2?

1st Prospective Employee:
4

Bank manager:
Sorry, you're not quite what we're looking for {thinks - too damn honest}



Bank manager:
What's 2 + 2?

2nd Prospective Employee:
5

Bank manager:
Sorry, you're not quite what we're looking for {thinks - incompetent fool}



Bank manager:
What's 2 + 2?

3rd Prospective Employee:
What would you like it to be?

Bank manager:
You're hired!

{thinks - wiseguy, in both senses of the word}