Joke section

[artix_linux_user]

We have a lil offtopic corner here and life is so frustrating sometimes, what what do you think about a joke section.
Can be Linux. Musicians, Linuxmusicians or internet jokes, like this one for example

[j_e_f_f_g]

I think people who make jokes on a serious forum like this should be forced to drown puppies.

Unfortunately, raboof already shot all the puppies, so we don't have that remedy available.

[artix_linux_user]

was just a tiny suggestion, doesnt matter anyways.
I like banjo jokes...but bassists and drummer jokes aint bad too.
we dont have to become racist or sexistic there.
you should allways remember:
4 arch linux devs sitting in a car coming off the road falling down a cliff is still a good start.

[Loki Harfagr]

4 arch linux devs sitting in a car coming off the road falling down a cliff is still a good start.

If they're all on the stable branch that's fine and you may even wait for it otherwise I'll prefer the banjo please…

[artix_linux_user]

damn, I could see it coming:
Banjo jokes are my weak point, too interlectual.
Its allways hard for me to remember anything, specially good jokes., and the banjo jokes are special, one tiny detail counts.
Whats better: to be a millionaire and dont have a banjo or having a banjo?
It is better to have no money and the banjo then having a million and no banjo:
you might spend, lose or some how burn the million, then you are fucked.
But if you have a banjo, you can stil earn a million with it

[Gps]

A computer is like air-conditioning.

If you open Windows it becomes useless